Kids: Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied...

By notsoonenufdeparted - 02/10/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 04/01/2016 05:21 - Australia

Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 16:16 - United States - Bell

Today, my son was crying because he wanted his daddy, and he asked when he can see him. I had no idea what to say, given his dad left us in the middle of the night last year, now lives in another country, and told me he never wants to see us again. FML

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LebowskiAchiever 3

Saturday 2 October 2010 12:12

Obviously you're doing something wrong. A child that young should be crying his little ass off even thinking about his mum dying.

FFML_314 11

Saturday 2 October 2010 12:33

Your kid is sadistic, but at least he's honest.

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MAGNAVOX 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 13:59

Dang, sorry OP. It's just a stage in your kid's life. Don't be upset! At least he doesn't want to kill you.

FFML_314 11

Saturday 2 October 2010 14:00

I steal kittens.

HappyPickles 11

Saturday 2 October 2010 14:17

My guess is that your son is just trying to push your buttons. He probably wants you to buy him something, and is trying to hurt you enough so that you say something like "Oh my darling, what can I do to make you love me?!?". Just tell him you love him and don't let what he says bother you. If you let that kind of stuff bother you, then you are giving him control over you - and that would be a bad thing.

kill3rk3ll3r 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 14:32

I'm gonna go with bummer! Boys do need a fatherly figure.

perdix 29

Saturday 2 October 2010 14:35

You're gonna need to sleep with one eye open from now on. The kid was asking to see if you were going to croak soon, thus saving him the trouble of doing the job himself.

OceanMinded 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 14:40

Hmmmmmm? there seems to be more to this story??

FFML_314 11

Saturday 2 October 2010 14:47

Well, it's the only pussy you can eat, so I understand. Kehehehe!

FFML_314 11

Saturday 2 October 2010 14:59

Hey! You walked right on into that one.

BoboMatrix 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 15:05

Yeah 4 year old, quite honestly I would take them serious about that sort of stuff until they are 18. Beyond that they are thinking maybe they'll get the house when you die ;) But yeah its just a 4 year old, and they'll say much worse..