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By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 03:23

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML

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randomnameflob 0

Monday 28 February 2011 9:13

Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or I blow your brains out! *You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!

IMveryHUNGRY 3

Monday 28 February 2011 9:25

Both of you are idiots.

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dansco 24

Tuesday 1 March 2011 0:43

It'll cost more than that to replace her! Fail...

JosieBongs 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 0:42

You didn't lose anything. You got the 75 cents and got rid of a complete psycho bitch. It's a win win situation.

cutie1078 5

Tuesday 1 March 2011 1:58

Well if she wanted it that badly

thug007 1

Tuesday 1 March 2011 2:37

You're BOTH stupid!

VioletRayOfSunsh 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 3:21

Something tells me that she didnt think it would be that big of a deal? I mean cmon, 75 cents? Maybe she wanted a gumball. Get over it, OP.

nomudkips 4

Tuesday 1 March 2011 3:24

...Why couldn't she just have asked?

Tennispro349 2

Tuesday 1 March 2011 3:27

OP, are you a jew?

manna_rose 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 3:47

maybe she needed it for something important .. like tampons or pads ... but was embarrassed to ask .. my boyfriend doesn't care if I take 75 cents from him or even more ... because he's not tight wad. jeeze I don't blame her ... it's only 75 cents ... atleast it wasn't like 75 dollars.

OneToughCookiee 2

Tuesday 1 March 2011 3:49

Hmmm, no kidding?

jblovee02 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 3:52

75 cents?! I would have dumped you too!

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