By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
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acesarge 0

The only people who still make fun of gays are the ones trying to cover up there own homosexuality.

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morena0603 0

so you got 3 dates? lol. Ur girl is hilarious

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Freeze_fml 16

I hope one of those callers wasn't Ajjas.

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Ajjas013 6

No Freeze, your dad isn't gay don't worry.

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Ajjas013 6

Probably, I had no other comeback. My brain is slow today.

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eddles 0

sorry but i think ou deserved it, wat a b to male frekin gay jokes

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lcolla38 0

ydi get off FML nobody wants to hear you complaining because you are closed minded

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

You're a douche for the homophobia, but your ex-GF is also a bitch for misleading those poor guys. And for doing this to you, but mostly for misleading them.

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DeathShad0 1

Didn't deserve it. That could cause some serious trouble.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

don't really see how he deserved it, and obviously he is not gay if he has/had a gf I make these sort of jokes all the time and people laugh all the time

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