By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 008
You deserved it 10 363

Same thing different taste

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You don't need that negativity in your life. Good riddance.

If she gets jealous of your own hands, you're better off without her

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I don't understand why girls get all upset over **** and jerkin off. We all have to have the alone time. As long as your fella isn't substituting intimacy with you for his hand and a **** then chill out.

My brother had a girlfriend too who came to our house crying because he was "cheating on her": she had found some **** in his computer and felt that him masturbating to another woman's image was adultery. Some people seriously need to chill out.

you definitely dont need her bs around. hope you told her "**** you too" and shot your load on her

Yeah it's shitty when you want to have sex and your guy prefers to **********. It gets to a point where breaking up is a viable option. If you're not getting laid, you go find someone who will give you what you want.

You deserve it... you deserve not to be with crazy and find a normal person

Send her a whole bunch of semen drenched pictures of her, with a note that says, "I wouldn't have to do this if your pussy wasn't the size of a manhole."

I would have sat next to someone and take the load off.

She is crazy. You are better off without her. ************ is an important part of any healthy relationship. so long as there is also a greater amount of sex occurring

She needs to understand that Jill and palmela Anderson are life partners. Plus they satisfy your every sexual desire at any time. It was immature for her to leave you. Sorry to hear that. Some girls consider watching **** cheating. Were you doing that as well?