By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
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pdp_fml 21

Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.

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Frelling 0

A chode in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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sgtwaffles2424 0

haha not only are u short but stubby too? sounds like great sex

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Hypnos13 0

Epic fail for havin a fuzzy penis but break up with her

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CptRomen 0

tell her her ****** looks like Jabba the Hutt, fat slimy and has two thin little lips.

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mcintosh123 15

Tell your girlfriend that we men when we were born that we have to choose between long penis or great knowledge. Tell her you chose great knowledge simple as that :P

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sleepyTHC 6

i read that and realised why black men have huge dicks and asian men are geniuses lmao

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dolphincheddar 10

someone needs to order penis enlargement :)

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BloodyHeel 8

Why isn't Star Wars capitalised? And why do you spell it starwars and then star wars. You're annoying.

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sourgirl101 28

Damn skippy, OP! Show some respect to a great movie!

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staceysgenesis16 0

haha !! wow .. nice package you got goin on there ..

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underpaid011 0

make chewbacca noises when she takes her pants off. or put on a fake Australian accent and pretend your the crocodile hunter looking for the rare and elusive ******** deep in the Amazon Rain Forest. or shave. manscape. take that extra optical inch.

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