By Anonymous - 27/05/2013 00:21 - United States - Matteson

Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML
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drayloon 50

So you cheated on her with her? Oh ok that makes sense

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Cheeley 17

Well lock the door in case she does.

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jopaggie12 4

What the hell man! Why is she flippin' out so easily? Bipolar doesn't even begin to describe the messed up mentality she has.

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pinkpanther61789 15

It sounds like she was looking for an excuse to leave

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margojill 13

Well if you two live alone, she may require a brain scan.

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Iniezian 18

Dude, she's coming back. And I hope you have your car anything you hold dear insured.

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musicmyaddiction 10

If she doing stuff like that you dont want it anyway she probally play to many games.

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gibbymasterson 11

wtf make up your damn mind woman!

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Well it's like if you answered her phone call without checking caller ID, that's cheating too OP. Honestly, either your girlfriend is 14 or she's got some serious issues.

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Ariet 20

I swear, times like these I wish I wasn't a girl. We tend to flip out over anything. Sorry dude, if she's this paranoid you're better off without her.

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CodeXana 9

You know, not all girls flip out over everything. Only crazy ones. But hey, there are crazy men too, so let's try to keep sexism out of our daily lives

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Ariet 20

I see your point, it's just that in my opinion we're so sensitive and overanalyze everything. Not saying all women are like that, though. :P

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nightbirdblue 27

Well it's what his girlfriend did once. Why else would she find it so reasonable of a thing to check?

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