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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 04:46 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 821

You deserved it 2 743

By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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You deserved it 3 574

Insanity

By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 205

You deserved it 133

Horrendous website content

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 016

You deserved it 174

It wasn't me

By psycho ex - 03/05/2013 00:16 - Brazil

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 845

You deserved it 3 964

By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 475

You deserved it 4 680

Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 203

You deserved it 137

The reverse beard

By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML

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You deserved it 8 751

By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 945

You deserved it 3 144

Jealousy

By Anonymous - 28/10/2018 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML

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You deserved it 476

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Top comments

Zarcissa 34

Tuesday 28 January 2014 11:18

Well, she's an idiot... I think you're better off. Why was she looking through your hard drive anyway?

jgwyh 18

Tuesday 28 January 2014 11:19

Rookie mistake, always clear search history or change the folder name to anything but "****".

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circuitboynm 8

Tuesday 28 January 2014 14:44

She's obviously very ignorant, you shouldn't be dating her anyway.

MymB612 14

Tuesday 28 January 2014 15:04

So... she sees lesbian **** on your laptop, freaks out and dumps you. Ever thought that maybe she's a lesbian and was so turned on that she freaked out and projected her feelings on you? That would also serve to alleviate the guilt she would feel if she dumped you telling you she's gay. Just a thought.

bebbeb 2

Tuesday 28 January 2014 15:16

It's just some ****, she's a crazy bitch, let her go OP

ALgamon_fml 0

Tuesday 28 January 2014 15:25

Wwooooowww really? That sounds like some little insecure high school girl BS. I mean as long as its legal **** with 2 adults in it who cares? She should be happy she found **** with real people in it instead of anime **** or worse yet TENTICAL ****!!! Or German shizza(shit, idk if thats spelt right) or... I'll just stop there cause i could go on with a list of types of **** that are way worse to find out someones into the normal **** or lesbian ****.

gmc_blossom 21

Tuesday 28 January 2014 16:44

Your comment was so insightful. Thanks.

Nazaress 13

Tuesday 28 January 2014 19:42

@#91: "Normal" **** (instead of straight) or lesbian ****? The homophobia is strong in this one.

TheCrispyCat 20

Tuesday 28 January 2014 15:29

She is stupid

gameover18 17

Tuesday 28 January 2014 15:30

wow she is crazy dude find someone else.

PipingMouse 14

Tuesday 28 January 2014 15:34

How about you check what she has on her computer.

Kamon97 23

Tuesday 28 January 2014 15:39

Well you really shouldn't make it easy to find

aaronsayshi 21

Tuesday 28 January 2014 15:48

Your girlfriend was frickin stupid

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 28 January 2014 15:50

Either way in a relationship she should be your pleasure not two other girls going at it...but she was probably a bit mad...she'll probably come back around...

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Today, I told my mom that I think I’m anorexic and she told me she didn’t care. When I asked why, in disbelief she replied, "Honey, you are 5’3 and over 350 lbs, at this point you NEED to be anorexic." FML

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Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

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Today, I got several thumbtacks jabbed into me. Why? Because my cousin thought it would be a funny prank to superglue a bunch of thumbtacks to his nerf darts. My left forearm is still bleeding. FML

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Today, I went to pick up my daughter from school. The secretary said that my husband had already picked her up two hours ago. I don't have a husband. He left while I was pregnant with her 6 years ago. The secretary said “no one told her” she had to check ID’s before releasing a child for early dismissal. FML

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Today, I mentioned on Facebook that I'll be out of town over the weekend, because I am attending my grandmother's funeral. I soon got comments saying "Pics or it didn't happen" and "Killed her for the inheritance, eh?" followed by a solitary "LOLLL". FML

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Today, I’m on day three of pneumonia and a sinus infection. My six year-old is on day three of a sinus infection and day one of the stomach flu. FML

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Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML

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Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML

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