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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 04:46 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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Insanity

By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML

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It wasn't me

By psycho ex - 03/05/2013 00:16 - Brazil

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 137

The reverse beard

By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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You deserved it 3 144

Jealousy

By Anonymous - 28/10/2018 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML

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Zarcissa 34

Tuesday 28 January 2014 11:18

Well, she's an idiot... I think you're better off. Why was she looking through your hard drive anyway?

jgwyh 18

Tuesday 28 January 2014 11:19

Rookie mistake, always clear search history or change the folder name to anything but "****".

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king_benji 1

Tuesday 28 January 2014 16:08

That sucks.

ALgamon_fml 0

Tuesday 28 January 2014 16:15

Exactly #100 i agree with you, I love boobies and nice big round asses its all about T&A!

DalekSec 6

Tuesday 28 January 2014 16:18

Plot Twist: OP is a girl.

ALgamon_fml 0

Tuesday 28 January 2014 16:22

106 i hope not cause then that means the ex really isnt the sharpest tool in the shed and far from it

Sigilwen 24

Tuesday 28 January 2014 16:30

I think it had to be an excuse. I hope some one isn't the dumb and if so please don't let her multiply.

skipper2009 18

Tuesday 28 January 2014 16:52

It makes total sense!!!!

darryaz 9

Tuesday 28 January 2014 16:55

Look at the bright side..... now you're free to pursue a pair of lesbians.

CeCe184 17

Tuesday 28 January 2014 17:09

Maybe she dumped you because you had **** on your computer.

ALgamon_fml 0

Tuesday 28 January 2014 17:21

Thank you #112 i can't spell dementia cause i spell alot of words feneticaly (which i probably just spelt wrong to cause if i don't know how to spell something it gets spelt how i sound it out) now i can write that down so i can start remembering how to spell that shit right lol

tj4234 35

Tuesday 28 January 2014 17:23

Ironically that wasn't even a phonetic spelling of 'phonetically'. But good effort :).

ALgamon_fml 0

Tuesday 28 January 2014 17:42

#132 it was the phonetic spelling of it for me lol I've never seen it written out before just heard it and thats why it was 'fa' instead of 'pho' cause i've always heard it pronounced as if it were 'fa' but still it got you to correct the spelling for me like i was needing and thank you for that im always one for learning =^,..,^=

Omniprism 14

Tuesday 28 January 2014 17:21

Good riddance. Find yourself and intellectual girl who likes ****.

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