#3, yes!

5 years and you never had an inkling she had an issue with your employment status/choice of profession? Or you weren't listening? Did you pay for the boobs to try and keep her? Pretty expensive lesson either way. Have a lawyer relative? Maybe you can get something back on the grounds of her apparent deception.

You should have proceded to take a needle and pop those bitches

Ouch. Burn. What kind of job do you have that can pay for fake ****? And the only guys shes going to find with big knockers are creepers. I know from experience.

FHL! Run!!! Sorry dude! But she's fake, time for you to get a real gf! Like hello how many guys do you think would love her for her (like you!) She'll be back. Hope you moved on by then! She doesn't deserve you man!

wow what a bitch...maybe she was being sarcastic? maybe not. follow what #3 says lol

And thats why you don't pay for your girlfriends fake boobs

Sue her for the cost of her new breasts. They aren't yours to keep, so you it is not your responsibility to pay for them.

I'd be reposesing those ****

Well if she dumps you, say "Hmm isnt the left one slightly bigger?" No matter who tells her they are fine, it will still eat away at her :)