By candy man - 04/09/2014 19:32 - United States - Chapel Hill

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Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML
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MissBehavin77 18

That's a new one. I didn't know there was such a thing as " taking too long" for a girl. I say you deserved the popcorn at least.

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xx_alexmagm_xx 12

So are you sad about your girlfriend saying that it took too long or the popcorn?

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sexual_girl 15

I just... I don't understand. Unless it had been going on for like, an hour, why would she possibly complain about you lasting too long?

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TogeBara 12

Ok girls, time to set you straight...again. If you don't tell the guy how to please you, he can't please you. If you aren't going to communicate with your boyfriend there is no point in having one. Men are not mind readers by any means, how do you expect them to know how to keep it interesting if they don't know what you want from them? Talk to your gf op, see what you can do to improve, and if she wont tell you, move on and find someone who will. Communication is key in any relationship, even about sex.

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LittleRed79 39

While I absolutely agree with you about communication 33, I actually dated a guy who took too long in bed. He didn't want to mix things up, wasn't open to talking about it, and only wanted straight vanilla missionary sex...that went on for about 2 hours. And even then sometimes he never got off. That ultimately ended the relationship because I needed more variety from him and he wasn't willing to compromise. Goes both ways sometimes.

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PoisonOrchid 21

I absolutely agree with everything you said, 33, but guys have this problem just as much as girls. People in general need to learn to communicate and open up in relationships, especially about bedroom affairs. I've been with men who wouldn't tell me what they wanted and we couldn't connect well and one or both of us had a hard time getting off because of it.

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LisaDay 14

shes either bored (ste up your game OP!) or possibly sore from him taking too long. the motion of him thrusting into her will start to hurt after a short while if she cant stay lubricated. also, depending on the size of her ****** and the size of his penis, he may be hitting her cervix which will get sore if he is hitting it repeatedly.

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itooamscrewed 10

She told him exactly what she wanted. He was taking too long and she told him. And telling your partner what you want isn't helpful if they don't listen or it doesn't work. Who wants to sleep with someone who is just constantly telling you what to do like it's an instructional video?

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GentlemanBastard 15

Why be with someone who doesn't listen? If you can't communicate on any level, I would think the sex would be one of an assortment of problems in the relationship. Also, the way OP's girlfriend handled it was insensitive and kinda messed up.

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worldclassrager 39

You should have asked to help...keep the mood going at least...

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SweetasCandy0609 28

maybe try some new moves to keep her inerested then she'll be begging you to go longer.

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buckdharma 37

Learn how to pop in a jiffy, or you get no Jiffy Pop.

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noah_1234 24

i always heard about girls complaining about how guys ****** too fast, mabye she wants that

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bahamit 18

Learn her body que's op... If you didn't give her any o's in that time then YDI, if you did, learn to read when she's satisfied then let (or make) yourself finish so you can both be happy satisfied and have great popcorn

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limabeans101029 20

If she didn't have any orgasms, OP didn't necessarily deserve it. Different women like different things, and it's possible that she just isn't communicating properly and telling him what gets her off. If that's the case, how is he supposed to give her an ******? Also, not many women can have orgasms just by having sex.

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bahamit 18

It is true that many women don't ****** from just the sex hence why I said he needs to learn her cues. Unless she was faking pleasure and he's young and oblivious then he deserved it. It's really just a fine line and communication is the key, that and foreplay, jump right to the sex and nothing good will come of it. You gotta be in sync and obviously they weren't so perhaps they both deserve it or sucks to be both of them... Personally I last "too long" for my wife but with communication we found ways to deal with that problem. All in all it still boils down to communication.

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