By kneesarethenewdesk - 19/08/2009 22:38 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend jumped, naked, onto my computer desk, with the intention of having sex on it. A new, £250 computer desk, broken beyond repair. And we didn't even have sex. FML
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marinja 0

apparenly your computer desk isn't the only thing that's 250 pounds...

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xiambam 4

Eh, at least she had good intentions. : lol

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fmh123 0

What you need to do next is jump on something valuable to her, naked, with the intention to bone . Maybe a pet cat?

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DanizzleXFoSho 6

I laughed for 5 minutes straight...

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Ludaman44 0

Yeah, you can jump on her pussy!

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loserboii 11

sue her and snack her no kidding just see if she can pay for it :)

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CFR 0

Ummm...having issues with your definitions there? Let me help: Girlfriend [gúrl frènd] : A woman who is your companion, and is usually willing to give you sex because she loves/wants you. (As OP stated, this naked woman is a girlfriend, a very adventurous one by the sounds of it) Wife [wīf]: A woman a man (or another woman) marries with the intention of a lifetime commitment. Willing sex is usually there too. Bitch [bich]: 1: A female dog. 2: A slang term for a prostitute or a willing and/or complacent man. 3: A generally taboo term for a woman like me, that is not only a proud title but an insult referring to my temperament. =)

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Luky_fml 0

wow, i am impressed by your ability to press the keys ctrl c and v we all knew what you meant before hand anyways

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CFR 0

*rolls eyes* Actually I didn't copy and paste...believe it or not.

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CFR 0

and #97 (assuming your comment doesn't disappear again), you'd know that if you looked up each of the words in a dictionary.

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IUsed2 0

your. girlfriend. is. too. fat

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Mozart24 0

You are an idiot - the bigger picture is she wanted you to do her on a desk - to be different, spontaneous and adventurous. Itz a piece of FURNITURE, for ****'s sake! Get OVER it!

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MadeOfAwesome 1

So does your name mean that your computer has to go on your knees now, or your gf is going on her knees?

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jemstone25 0

Um, if it's brand new, return it! Tell them it broke while you were putting it together and ask for your money back. 9 times out of 10 they'll do it. Unless of course your definition of brand new is last February.

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Imawhalerider 0

did she yell "I'm a whale!" before jumping on the desk? She needs to be on WWE, they don't need fake props anymore.

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