By kneesarethenewdesk - 19/08/2009 22:38 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend jumped, naked, onto my computer desk, with the intention of having sex on it. A new, £250 computer desk, broken beyond repair. And we didn't even have sex. FML
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marinja 0

apparenly your computer desk isn't the only thing that's 250 pounds...

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xiambam 4

Eh, at least she had good intentions. : lol

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DameGreyWulf 0

Good thing my desk is steel. .... Of course, it's also covered in a bunch of crap and a big ol' computer. And I've no boyfriend/girlfriend either.. But my desk is still better than yours.

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Imawhalerider 0

where do you live haha jk

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Grumpy Jack 26

What's the best thing in life ? Having tank-like desk or having a girl/boy friend to sleep with ?

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Grumpy Jack 26

What's the best thing in life ? Having tank-like desk or having a girl/boy friend to sleep with ?

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Egotistical 0

Sex or computer desk? Seriously?????

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cassiljiha 0

that's what i was thinking :P

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bloodyhell9398 0

at least she was naked

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ClumsyJason 3

shoulda turn all that madness into force during sex and make her cat red.

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Illumi113 0

If she's heavy enough to crush your desk, I'm guessing she's one of those fatasses who delude themselves into thinking they're sexy. Those people irritate me. If you're fat, either admit it to yourself and live with it, or do something about it, but don't think that you're beautiful if you're not. This girl sounds like an idiot. Sex on a bed would be much better than sex on a desk anyway.

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drybamboo 0

Sex on a desk is hot. Hotter than on a bed. I think it has to do with the positioning or something. It's probably just me though.

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thattickles 0

Hey, there are some fat people that are really sexy and beautiful. You also sound like an idiot. A closed-minded idiot.

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Emma_91 0

Way to have no sense of humor. In case you haven't noticed it, different people have different ideas about beauty. Her BF probably finds her sexy. And don't you think that maybe the fact that she jumped on the desk might cause it to break?

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nooseandnail 0

fat equates with ugly? Your stupid, and your probably thin and UGLY.

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Imawhalerider 0

sorry but im a little bit shallow and probably wouldnt date really fat people, however i would rather bang a girl that i am on more of a mental relationship with. Attractive=i wanna bang beautiful=i wanna relationship but will probably bang later on

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snzizle 0

i love how u claim u don't wanna have sex with a fat girl..yet your username is "i'm a whale rider"

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teach09 0

You're an idiot.... Big girls can be beautiful... =) It's called confidence (spelling?) and I have seen MANY skinny chicks that are effing UGLY!!! And I've got guys at work to back me up on that...

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Imawhalerider 0

snzizile: I never said I wouldn't just don't go for one. + my name is an inside joke Beautiful usually doesn't = attractiveness

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cassiljiha 0

you lie. you are a whale rider. you like to ride whales. don't your back on them now!!

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Imawhalerider 0

you're right. GIVE ME MY CHUBBY BUNNIES!

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DeadHead86 0

Sex on a desk is hot. Anything sexual on a desk or table is hot. Much better than a bed and something that is not so traditional.

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i_is_a_tr00l 0

YDI FOR HAVING A SOFT PENIS.

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moss_fml 2

Then you can have a new desk,it's not bad

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