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1. Weight could have nothing to do with it. Just the fact that she jumped could create enough momentum to break the desk if it wasn't sturdy. 2. Last I checked, lots of people!
Would you like to tell me what YDI means.....
You Deserve It
Wow, reading comprehension fail. I thought that second one was "Who would want to have sex on a desk?"
I feel bad for her... That must've hurt. =/ Everyone calling her fat, you do know that muscle is actually heavier than fat right? Just a thought... And the desk, expensive as it may be, was probably, simply not made to be jumped on, regardless of the jumper's weight. Last time I checked, desks weren't designed with human sexual activity in mind.
There's a webcomic out there, and the two gay guys accidently break their friends desk... "Your desk wasn't able to support two full grown males in reverse-cowgirl... We tested. Sorry."
lol Nice!
How do you know she's 160??... Anyways it can be a combination of both, and if it's all muscle, it's not called "fat", it's called "really strong". Yes, women can be strong. Shocker.
sorry to offend your feminist side but its a lot harder to gain muscle mass (upper body) when you are a girl. and percentages weigh in. if she was tall it would be a lot harder to 'jump' on a desk with her full weight. if it was a £250 desk it can probably hold up to around 150 pounds. Either he had a bodybuilder gf, or a really tall one gf with a big desk (so that she could jump on with her full weight), or he got ripped off, or she can jump really high. logistics + weight + material + girlfriend's jumping ability.
I'm just in a bad mood don't worry about it. You never mentioned the legs =P Some women have really strong legs (like half the women in my family, and myself) That, added to their butts, puts on some pretty hefty muscle mass. You are right about the upper body though, it's harder to build muscle there, but it's possible. lol female body builders freak me out xD
Don't worry, CFR. You actually need not account for every pound of static mass. I remember in an engineering class, a rule of thumb is that if you expect dynamic loads, design for double the maximum static weight you expect. I remember the example of a diving board. If you expect that the biggest fattie that would ever get on it would be 300 lbs, then it should be designed to hold a static weight of 600 lbs to account for the bouncing. A desk designed to accommodate at 120 lb naked girl jumping on it should be able to support a 240 pound weight. I wish I could work at that test facility!
Ahahaha oh yes plexico, dealing with bruised and possibly broken (naked) women is totally a plus side to every failed experiment =P
I would tend to overdesign the desk, so the naked girl would never get hurt. Sure, the company might not bring its cost of production to a minimum, but I'd be getting laid after every test!
Heh you wouldn't even have to wait till after... I wonder how one would gather said naked girls for testing these over designed desks...You know, the surveys they send out that ask to volunteer for a test? I wonder what they would say...
The OP did say that she jumped on the table naked with the intention of having sex. I take that to mean that this is a "real-world" condition and we have to be responsive to customer needs. I suppose the test subjects would have to be volunteers, because if they got paid for completing a thorough test of the desk, they'd be hos. I'm sure my company would commend my frugal use of company monies. Recruiting volunteers might be a challenge. I don't know how much of an inducement a free ride on Plexico would be. ;)
rofl
Yeah, that's the typical reaction when free Plexico rides are proffered.
No it's not that. Just whenever someone refers to sex as a ride I'm always reminded of an amusement park lol. "You must be this tall to go on this ride".
Nice save.
It's not bad eh?
Oh, BOO-HOO, your girlfriend wanted to have sex.... Get off this site.
You deserve it for not knowing what YDI means.
New desk + sympathy sex (for breaking the desk)= good life.
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apparenly your computer desk isn't the only thing that's 250 pounds...
Eh, at least she had good intentions. : lol