Love: Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out...

By ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER - 29/01/2016 21:19 - United States - East Greenbush

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML

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By machismo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I'd bought. She looked at it and said, "This is pathetic. You shouldn't even bother." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML

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By llord - 24/08/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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By FML - 19/01/2016 06:41 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 09:58 - United States - Asheville

Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2018 22:00

Today I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring i gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home... FML

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By jkl54 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States - Salem

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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chuka81 27

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:32

First, the fact that you don't like marriage doesn't make it sick or immoral. Second unless you have made it amply clear to your partner that you don't ever want to get married, they are entitled to think that if things go well, the relationship will eventually lead to marriage. Your girlfriend seems oblivious of the fact that you're so anti-marriage, so it's a **** her life from me

Amama_fml 30

Saturday 30 January 2016 8:30

Then maybe you should let her know that so she doesn't keep waiting for something that's not going to happen.

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tomdrc12 12

Saturday 30 January 2016 16:33

What the hell is immoral about getting married? I almost think you wrote this just to get attention. I hope you did, because if you didn't and this is a real situation....well then your girlfriend deserves better. FHerLife

S_Gnu 17

Saturday 30 January 2016 16:51

ow, cut myself on that edge

cowboyslife 14

Saturday 30 January 2016 16:56

Y'all new yorkers are crazy.

gingerlover01 24

Saturday 30 January 2016 16:59

then don't date a poor girl

GamerMom392 19

Saturday 30 January 2016 16:59

Just because you don't like marriage doesn't mean it's such or immoral. Honestly, you sound like an immature little twat, and you should have told her from the get go that you don't believe in marriage. She obviously wants to get married someday, and you're just wasting her time.

gingerlover01 24

Saturday 30 January 2016 17:01

then don't date

IamHM 14

Saturday 30 January 2016 17:21

Shoutout to OP for his name referencing Elder Scrolls/Oblivion/Skyrim. That's all I came to say. I don't care about his opinion of marriage. To each their own.

Tyrez 32

Saturday 30 January 2016 17:24

He's right you know, marriage means nothing anymore. Any two dipshits who know **** for a week can get married then a week later get divorced once they are tired of each other. If two people love each other enough they shouldn't have to go do a silly little ceremony to prove it which will only make it more difficult for each of them once they do grow tired of one another.

Youtube_Troll 12

Saturday 30 January 2016 17:25

Just because you believe marriage is unholy and bad doesn't make it so. Entire wars have been started because marriages have been broken and you being opposed doesn't mean you have to post and FML.