By ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER - 29/01/2016 21:19 - United States - East Greenbush

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML
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chuka81 27

First, the fact that you don't like marriage doesn't make it sick or immoral. Second unless you have made it amply clear to your partner that you don't ever want to get married, they are entitled to think that if things go well, the relationship will eventually lead to marriage. Your girlfriend seems oblivious of the fact that you're so anti-marriage, so it's a **** her life from me

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Amama_fml 30

Then maybe you should let her know that so she doesn't keep waiting for something that's not going to happen.

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WorldClassFvckUp 13

Why did this FML get featured? Everybody's gonna have something bad to say about someone who is anti-marriage. The point of marriage is to have something beautiful with your partner, and there is nothing "sick" or "utterly immoral" with taking the next step if you love somebody.

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Dexter83_fml 17

Btw your a complete over opinionated wanker OP

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LadyTyger51ne 8

If you're not interested in marriage then tell her. Don't waste her time or yours if it's not going anywhere. Marriage is beautiful, actually. People just have to make it work to stay faithful to each other. Besides if you're just using your g/f for the benefits of marriage but not marrying her, then you're just sleazy.

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BulgyCashew33 16

If you really love her why lead her on like that? Besides if you really love her and that's what she wants why not do it because you love her.

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Seeya55 31

You two need to have a talk, like now, because most people want to get married and assume the other does too. Don't string her along. F Her Life.

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corky1992 33

Please tell your girlfriend that so she can stop wasting her time with you.

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carolinew 10

A lot of people are saying he may have told her and she is just oblivious and thinks she can change him. That would be believable if he just said "I don't want to ever get married." But his words were "Marriage is a sick and immoral institution." Those are totally different sentiments. I know people whose significant other said the first thing at one point and now the SO is actually the one really excited for marriage, so I would understand her thinking she could change that. But she would have to be an idiot to think she could change this guy

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sammiaaron 16

actually, they're saying she is oblivious and think she can change him..because that's a common thing with women. "well if I stay around for a long time and show him how good it is to have me by his side he'll change his mind and want to marry me" yes those are different sentiments, but he likely meant the same thing. he most likely was just trying to express his deep hatred for marriage lol.

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TheGolfGTI 24

I would genuinely like to know why you hold such views OP. Follow up needed.

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zombombaby 18

maybe you should tell her that so she doesn't get her hopes up.

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