By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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MDB021 0

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

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Golem_fml 1

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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Googlemypants 0

damn that sucks o-o at first D: but when u think about it, its pretty ok to rely on love advice that u get from ur phone, because of insecurities or something, o-o but its a little stupid to rely on them like THAT if she's gonna believe some dumb text or w/e over reality, and if she trusts that and not u, then maybe ur better off but if u truly love her, then just go find her. D:

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wezlay 0

Well now u know she takes phone over ur wrd any day

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mohit88 0

I bet she was a blond that sucks though

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DrAwesome 6

#11, let me just tell you, it's no fun. She even wears her helmet in bed. Ha ha, maybe that was a bit too far... O /I / ____________ I crossed the line. The mentally retarded are NOT to be made fun of! lol jk giggle

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Hacksaw 4

I think you dodged a bullet on that one, man. Better luck with the next one. And a big **** You to #201. Not all blonds are idiots, asshole.

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Leptailurus 0

You deserve someone waaaaay better than her, man. I'm sorry it had to happen that way, but find someone who actually trusts you and isn't insecure about themselves and you'll be thankful for it in the long run.

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Landskrona 0

one thing that proves how stupid americans are.

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