By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 95 897
You deserved it 6 270

Same thing different taste

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well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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totalbadass 0

FYL cause your girlfriend is a moron. Your life is not ****** cause you now know this and are no longer with her.

Kuroftw 0
abyssion1337 0

is it just me or are just about the luckiest guy ever, you just got out of marrying a complete idiot

jandersoniii is a ****. Clearly she has never read reports of men being raped by women, or considered the idea that the people sending that bogus "advice" over the phone could had been men as well. I'm sorry to hear what happened, OP. But if she was willing to trust her phone over you... That's a sign that she may not have loved you back.

not to be offensive, but if she is that dim that she listens to love text message word for word, shes probably not the best fiance

ilicktrees4 0

That's just a lAme exude to break up with u

You should be happy! Imagine being stuck with that dipshit for the rest of your life! Who believes those things anyway? unless she means advice as in friends giving her advice. Then I'm really sorry, her friends are bitches. either way though FYL

Icalasari 0

Text Service that gives random advice: Yeah, be glad you are away from THAT idiot Excuse to get out of the relationship: Immature, but meh Her friends told her you were cheating on her: I suggest planning their murder carefully. You don't want to get caught, after all