By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 95 897
You deserved it 6 270

Same thing different taste

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well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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FYL for three years lost but that aside I'd say you're better off

Vampire_princess 0

That's just stupid. She must have other reasons.

coleman666 0

Dude that realy sux :( i feel sorry for u but now i know that nobody should trust that cell phone thing thnx fir dat:)

******* idiot, who the **** would believe ur PHONE, an inadimit object, over the one you ******* love?!.....

She sounds like a keeper Who seriously listens to that crap? It's a waste of time and a rip off

Also really sorry, hope it all works out for u

xocassylovesyou 0

If you were smart enough to realize that if she was ******* dumb enough to believe that, then you could probably trick her into believing you... Honest to god, you are a dumbass. And your ex is also a dumbass for even listening to that. Either that, or she needed an excuse to dump you. Either way, you're an idiot. You need better people in your life. ---Cassy

Wow ****, but if that's the kind of person she is you're probably better off.

If she believes in stupid cellphone advice, then she is pretty stupid too. **** it man, forget her, there are lots of other girls around.