Love: Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the...

By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

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By internetadvice - 01/04/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML

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By killme - 13/12/2018 14:00

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me and that she is not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose... FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

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By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 14:00 - Guam

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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MDB021 0

Friday 5 June 2009 23:03

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

Golem_fml 1

Friday 5 June 2009 23:04

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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SxBxLova 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:22

Wow, she's pretty stupid.

Tgump 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:26

If she broke up with you off of a cheezy cell-phone advice text, then you need a new girlfriend. Don't worry, she was probably going to divorce you because you were getting old anyways.

fmlbeast 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:28

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pinkbubble96 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:29

awww im so sorry!!! well do u want someone that believes everythin their phone says??

jealousbitch 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:30

that really sucks, i'm sorry man. but if it makes you feel any better my boyfriend of three years and i broke up today because he would rather have one night stands with prostitutes he buys online for the rest of his life than to have a meaningful relationship with me.

pinkbubble96 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:31

like imagine if she had one of those phone genie things...

spidergirl040812 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:34

wat a shallow broad jjjeeezzzz she sucks consider yourself lucky. cuz she's stupid

highfly3003 5

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:35

Uuughhh i hate that sorry man FHL

dprugby09 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:39

You dodged a bullet if she 1- gets love advice sent to her cell and 2- believes it. Lucky you

madame_malfoy 4

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:43

Poor you...well on the bright side if she's that cracked that she believes love advice from what amounts to a fortune cookie, then be greatful you found out about her stupidity now...and not after "'till death do you part".