By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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MDB021 0

well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

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Golem_fml 1

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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LibbyBee 0

Seriously, you're better off. Why would you want to be with someone who takes advice from her cell hone? If you really want to marry her, though, do something romantic when you propose and I'm sure she'll come back to you.

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lich_fml 0

I just got out of a really long relationship too D: FYL. she sounds insane though.

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coffeennicotine 0

If she's that stupid, you're better off without her. Sorry it happened though.

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143_fml 0

That's mest up some girls are just stupid and so insecure! That was a cheap excuse to break up with u.

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UGADawg08 1

I don't see how this is an FML or a YDI. You got out of a marriage to someone stupid enough to believe cell-phone love advice spam. I'd say that's a good thing. Now you can find a wife with at-least one brain cell.

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maddramaqueen 0

Seriously, if your girlfriend listens to that stupid stuff, then you're better off without her. Sorry.

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Mr_Positive 3

this sucks :( at least it stopped you from making the wrong choice - it'd be bad if you proposed to a girl who would leave you over some cellphone advice thing..agree with #370.

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smiledearx 0

what a stupid b***h ! i agree with 370

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Zephirum 0

You're not missing out on much, don't worry.

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shilo_wallace 0

I feel like I've heard this one before..except I think it was an online quiz. Eh either way, look at it like this: Atleast you didn't marry her, she was easily swayed by something on her phone. You can't define love in one way, it can be a million different ways. Her loss.

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