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By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

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Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
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ddrluna 2

I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.

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jailbot 7

D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.

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whatido25 0

@14 I have no difficulties making chicks ******. they go when I do. it's a blessing I guess. lol

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MetalCraze 11

well its pretty much f her life not yours It digusts me we try to please guys in bed and they don't even try to please us If you cared about this person you would have at least tried to please her she is better off without your selfish ass

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adwell90 0

What is the point of lying about it? It only hurts yourself. I personally tell my bf if he's not doing something right & I suggest things and techniques on how he can do it better. I love to ****** and I def. wouldn't stay in a relationship for a year without ever orgasming and lying to my bf about it. pshhh...srry OP but your gf is an idiot.

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tradit03 0

at least she finally told u. but that's ghey if yall don't have a clear bedrum comm.

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FuzzyWalnuts 0

That's actually good bc now you can talk to her about it and find out what youre doing wrong. Look at it as the glass is half full.

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owotlarx 0

It's called the ********. Oh, and by the way, most women fake it because most of you men don't seem to care what is going on aside from your own business. I think it is hilarious when guys on here brag about being able to get a girl off - you have NO idea and I bet you get tons of fakes.

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MIKENYC 0

ur bird is too small

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SirAwesome 0

Girls who fake it are really stupid. Oh I'll show him; I'll deny myself pleasure!

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FuzzyWalnuts 0

Metalcraze you're a dumbfuck where did he say he never tried?? His girlfriend faked her orgasms, and she was obviously good enough at it to fool him. So as far as he was concerned, he WAS pleasing her. So **** you, you stupid assuming pompus bitch.

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