By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:49

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Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
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UH60 26

Are you by chance the same guy that 'accidentally' slipped into the wrong hole yesterday?

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Steve95401 49

Make sure to sleep on your back or on your side facing her. Also, be careful about bending over in the shower to pick up your soap off the floor.

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oldsaltydawg 12

i have a feeling she's looking for revenge?

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twice_shy2015 1

1. A girl with a ***** in the nightstand is suspect to you? 2. I'm sure you're just being paranoid 3. But if not, have a talk about boundaries. Some guys aren't into pegging, and she should respect that.

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OpposingKilljoy 14

The pegging fetish Is strong in her you know what they say though, don't knock it till you try it! ;)

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BloodyGlass 10

If you're kidding, this isn't funny. If you are serious, run, she clearly has no problems commiting rape.

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halfawannabe 14

This makes me very happy I can sleep on my back ramrod straight and not move all night, even if it's now how I prefer to sleep.

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twarn15 6

ur gona be ( butt hurt )

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Bt1234567890 10

Really dude u expect people to belive that! U know u r secretly wanting her to do it . Saying u don't think she is taking no for an answer! If u were in jail and some dude wanted to take your ass. And he wasn't taking no for an answer would u fight or roll over and just give it up?

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