By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:49

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Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
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UH60 26

Are you by chance the same guy that 'accidentally' slipped into the wrong hole yesterday?

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Steve95401 49

Make sure to sleep on your back or on your side facing her. Also, be careful about bending over in the shower to pick up your soap off the floor.

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leafynitemare 24

It's fair if you have an anal sex fascination yourself.

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Witchylady 17

Well men like to do it with women. So why can't the tables be turned?

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just_killin_time 14

Yes, some men like to do this with women, and some with other men, and some women do it with men. That is beside the point though. if someone does this to another person without consent, it constitutes sexual assault. How are people not getting this?

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Tonymac617 16

Wow your ******. What a pain in the ass your girlfriend is.........

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Paladeus 9

Chastity belts are our friends. Or, suggest turnabout is fair play if you don't want to just run.

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jude_iscariot 7

That's rape if she does it. Make that very clear to her.

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Justagirl97 9

Aye just let her do it! I'm making my boyfriend do it cx

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Zgamerz 11

Take one look and shiver, I'd be scared to death OP

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RedPillSucks 31

she's a baaaaack attacker

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spooknoodly 11

I mean... that'd be rape. If she wants to play stupid games, reward her with stupid prizes! Send her ass to jail if she tries anything! Equality!

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