By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:49

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Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
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UH60 26

Are you by chance the same guy that 'accidentally' slipped into the wrong hole yesterday?

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Steve95401 49

Make sure to sleep on your back or on your side facing her. Also, be careful about bending over in the shower to pick up your soap off the floor.

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cmac86 23

coffee, espresso, energy drinks or the combination of the three; whatever it takes to not fall asleep.

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ariasmake1 9

No means No, unless you're a guy. Prepare to be sodomize.

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just_killin_time 14

Can't believe some of the sh*t I'm reading here lately. What is it with the people threatening to or basically just assaulting their partners? Stop dating people who exhibit predatory or abusive behavior! Hope the stories are not for real but then again - Is this the idea of a joke for some people? Back to the post: If this actually happened (although I would strongly suggest leaving a person who considers this kind of behavior or humor acceptable), you need to tell her what the consequence of her actions will be. Including the possibility of you hurting her. If that makes me an asshole, so be it. Stuff like that can't fly.

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andypandy5 7

You should try it :D

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wsj93 6

Bro, just do it. No balls if you don't

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weaponofchoice6 11

Don't shower with her. One little soap drop......

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ThrottleJockey 35

Bend over and touch your toes and she'll s show you where the wild goose goes!

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