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By Leenotgay - 25/09/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 22:06 - Thailand - Bangkok

Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML

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Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

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By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

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By Just Me - 26/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML

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tnfan 3

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:35

Dude, just give it to her to show her your not gay!

borntoperform 14

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:38

Wow your girlfriend seems pretty ignorant.

Comments

decidedlyvague 11

Monday 26 September 2011 0:24

Listen. Just say "Shut up and **** me, you gorgeous girl.", and give her the time of her life. That will cure all of your problems in an instant. Unless you are in fact gay, and can't get it up to her. Then you should probably come out of the closet.

rebelzomm 10

Monday 26 September 2011 3:25

Man up and bone up!!! Show her you ain't gay op.

Lily_lops95 0

Monday 26 September 2011 3:59

It's Okay to be sensitive...?

bubo_fml 10

Monday 26 September 2011 4:13

If you want to start a fire, rub 2 sticks together!

hoonyer 17

Monday 26 September 2011 21:25

you sould know better than to argue with a girl, for some reason guys never seem to win -_-

ndhin831 2

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:06

Sounds like someone's been pushing too hard for anal.

jefffluffingham 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 22:27

break up with her, she thinks you're gay. she's obviously insecure and a bitch.

thejedi08 10

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:36

does she have a dick?

shelbyyyy11 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 5:35

*girlfriend walks in on OP masturbating to a gay porno scene* "What are you talking about, honey? How many times do I have to tell you I'm not gay!?!"