By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 00:12 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
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jibz 6

Should've mentioned sex, it's a great calorie burner.

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Stickyspit44 0

sperm is completly protien, no calories becuase it burns away

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pregnantpianist 2

WTF. Smh. I can't believe she actually would get so serious as not to even give you a bj. I'm sorry, man.

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mu89 4

If she won't get on her knees for you, she's not worth you getting on one knee.

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HighlandShadows 48

That's a little harsh, no? Sex is important to marriage, but it shouldn't be everything. With that being said, next time OP's gf wants it he should tell her he's started bodybuilding and can't do it because it'll ruin his gains.

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LizReszke 11

Technically, it would add a few calories.

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Missythemini 20

or maybe she just didn't feel like giving OP a ******** and didn't want to be honest with OP about it. I don't think it's such a big deal...not like she has to do it.

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daemonsparta 16

sperm is actually calorie free, it even burns calories sucking it out. so remind her its like celery ;)

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