By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 00:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
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jibz 6

Should've mentioned sex, it's a great calorie burner.

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Flash99 1

I heard a males sperm is only 5 calories a table spoon . thats a terrible excuse

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mitziesmommy 0

all guys want is sex!

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Norther 1

not every gets a bj like u and me. We're lucky. not a fml ;-)

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khanadian 8

I'm not usually an advocate for spitting but I'd say in this case it's the lesser of 2 evils!

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jadejazmyn 5

Whoa sperm have calories lol. Ima google that. Be back n a flash!

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jadejazmyn 5

Wow wow a total of 15 calories it has. Wow! Or 7 per tablespoon. That's the two answers google turned up. Omg!

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vampers 0

actually, there's nine calories in one tablespoon of sperm

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