By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 00:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
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jibz 6

Should've mentioned sex, it's a great calorie burner.

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OneEyeAskew 1

Your girlfriend has an eating disorder and needs professional help.

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jomotto 3

YDI for not producing fat free semen !

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KamilleBlack 3

Or u guys can just have sex. That's a good way to burn some calories and even if it weren't true, ur girlfriend sounds dumb enough to buy it..

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Zodiac666 0

The more iikely scenario is that she just didn't want to suck your pathetic microscopic dick.

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JustJess666 0

thats bullshit. im on a diet and i still give my husband a *******. she just gave you an excuse for her not to do it. just wait til she is sleeping and then just stick it in there. hell of a way to wake up lol

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shopaholic094 0

YDI for being with such a high manite

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JustJess666 0

wtf my comment was moderated?? o well. all i was saying was thats bullshit. that i do it all of the time. it doesnt mess up her diet. get a better girlfriend op. she sucks...well maybe not.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Just because you do doesn't mean she needs to. Everyone has their own preferences; her preferences don't make her a bad girlfriend so there's no need to "get a new one".

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JustJess666 0

actually i was joking. i know it doesnt mean she is a bad girlfriend. but she is being an idiot because it will not mess up her diet in any way, shape, or form. its probably just a lie to get out of doing it. much like the headache excuse. o well thats my opinion on the subject.

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