By devilboy - 06/07/2011 11:26 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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aprilita 8

To console her by making love to her ;)

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exiledTexan 0

take it as a compliment...

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horrorfreak79nj 2

Tell her she's an idiot & God himself wishes you'd punch her in the face & smack some sense into her.

Saltime 0

I'll be right back, I'm gonna find my old "Worst Comment Ever" award an give it to you.

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Creamysweeps 5

dang keyman you comment a lot just saying

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Thomas_Rothbard 0

god doesn't exist

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NYCM 6

He talked with god he said he wants to punch you in the face an that you and idiot

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scrapmetal58 9

Creamy, you just commented one too many times. I do not think that would be a good thing to say to someone that religious. It'd simply backfire even if he said it as a joke considering the state she is in.

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goshpeople 4

If you knew she had such strong views on the subject, you should've been extremely cautious about going along with having sex when she suddenly decided to do it.

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Krennicus 0

You mean turn down possible sex?

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free2speak 14

I'm a girl and that's the most ridiculous thing ever. it's like telling a girl that you're going to take her shopping and then getting mad at her cause she spent all your money. You just don't offer things you can't afford to loose.

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stacianichole 2

yeah, shoulda told her to sleep on it for a couple nights to be 100% sure.

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Pufferfish78 5

Crazy bible thumpers!

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Akalia_fml 7

Not all "Bible-Thumpers" are crazy. 0,0

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Pufferfish78 5

Nope, but this one is.

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rick159 12

yes they are.... an invisible man is going to take you to a magical place when you die.....that's pretty nuts to me

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quadder 0

182 your profile pic certainly pertains to religious nuts lol

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darth_nova 0

Yes they are lol every single one of them

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KaintukeeBob 13

OP: Are you THAT bad that she's still crying 4 hours later? Read the Kama Sutra, bud.

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VsMisforture 1

maybe he was too good that's why she called him the devils temptation lol

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stevenlesage 0

Agree with 12- I got rid of my dream car 1965 Mustang to work on a past relationship for she thought I spent to much time with it instead her. then she went around telling everyone it's my fault we split just to make her feel better about it.

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A7xPenguin 0

what a bitch! that really steams my beans haha i love cars more than women!

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MsSoulReaper 27

That name sounds pretty kinky.. but FYL bro. Maybe she'll open up again but for now you have to wait for her to cool down.

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mimihigurashi 0

I just made an account to express how stupid that woman is. Extremely. And wtf religion

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FlashBurn 13

There was no mention of religion in the FML. Some people do wait until marriage and aren't religious, newb.

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TheLetterZero 7

-praying -devil's temptation Religion is obvious in this post, newb.

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rattusrattus 18

The crying, praying and whole "temptation" thing does suggest religion... Poor girl, that sounds horribly messed up. It was probably a combination of religious guilt and the whole 'virgin pain' thing. And FYL, OP.

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Kittenfluff 2

Except.... She called him the devil's temptation. Sounds pretty religious to me. If you're not religious, no need to bring the devil into things. *shrug^

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Kittenfluff 2

whoops, beaten to the punch :P ^agreeing with them, then.

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Legendslayer222 26

123, what do you mean there's no need to bring the devil into things? There is always that need!

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