By devilboy - 06/07/2011 11:26 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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aprilita 8

To console her by making love to her ;)

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jessamy_brit 5

oh my god...... literally!

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hotchicklover 0

jus show her how great it is and she will luv ur lil devil

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PGDesigns 0

Jokingly tell her you're having second thoughts about the relationship. Be sure to capture the special moment on video.

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hiscrazygurl1 5

this is why u don't date religious people. they are nuts!

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ollierobs 0

Religion is not always the motivation for abstinence.

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unrose 1

says "mscrazygirl"... obviously religion has nothing to do with how coo coo someone is.

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The_Weirdo 10

I know crazy people of many religions, and I know a few Atheist nut jobs as well.

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insanity211 0

just cuz ur religious doesn't mean u do that dumbass

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missIrene 6

don't feel bad it was her decision

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ahahawut 1

makeup sex outta solve the problem.

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daxter136 0

sheeesh it was her choice to do that

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anon_e_m00se 8

not just her choice... he needs to put it to her in terms she'll understand: "Just like Eve tempted Adam, YOU tempted me, not the other way around. You're a ***** just like Eve, and we're going to hell because of you. Since you're not a virgin now, I can't stay with you, I need to go find a girl that will purify my soul, not one that will drag me down into a sex-pit of despair." Then have her call me.

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charlieohcharlie 12

That is not even remotely funny. OP should've respected her beliefs, even if it seemed ridiculous to him. The fact he didn't prevent her from having sex with him means he doesn't respect her as a person either. You can argue that it is her 'choice', but the flesh is weak and it's merely human to be tempted. It shows from her willingness to remain a virgin until marriage, it was something important to her and now OP has taken that away from her!

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0opsie 6

169 - If he didn't respect her beliefs he would have left her. It's human to be tempted but if you decide to give in you can't blame anyone else. If she has trouble sticking with her beliefs that's between her and her god. Having consensual sex with a person has nothing to do with a lack of respect. It's not his fault she regrets it.

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sammie91michelle 0

most pll i noe who who was waitin to get marryed before sex n end up have sex before all actted the same think bad think they r goin to hell its normall she should stop in a week or two as was i but i am now happy wit my choice n happy wit my bf of 8yrs

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KaintukeeBob 13

My God, girl, it's like a cat danced on your keyboard. I can't make out more than one or two words, let alone a sentence. I don't require perfect grammar or spelling, but this just takes it to a new level. I'd almost say you qualify as functionally illiterate, or as close as one can come in the modern world.

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dreamering 16

Who in this world is going to understand what you wrote? Please don't reproduce.

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lol_ironic_life 9

That comment was tough to read. Super crazy run on sentence lol! OP just give her some time. If you were her first she is probably going through a lot of emotions. Just be there for her, and she'll appreciate you so much more for that. However, if you were just in it to win it. Then you're everything she says you are lol.

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KaintukeeBob 13

Let this be a lesson to you, kids: Don't do crack.

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Hidan_fml 0

It wasn't just the spelling and grammar. Even your choice of words was bad. I only made out "I know people like this that say they save sex for marriage, but they end up having sex and they think they're going to hell.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

@Alan: Much loves~

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Virginia6810 16

I think this comment just made me dumber

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KYLAisaBITCH 4

someone's been with you for 8years?? was your happiness in the same special Ed class as you?

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TheNewGuy03 28

congrats, 47; you have just successfully murdered the english language. |the kid|

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Legendslayer222 26

I think this is roughly what it translates to: "Most people I know who were waiting to get married before sex and end up having sex before all act the same. They think they are bad and think they are going to hell, its normal. She should stop in a week or two like me and I am now happy with my choice and happy with my boyfriend of 8 years."

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GAMaeishere 0

74- THANK YOU for the translation o.o I gave up after the first sentence

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yopoosmells 0

learn to spell

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derfMcCallen 5

maybe she will let you stick it in her butt to console her.

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