By devilboy - 06/07/2011 11:26 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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aprilita 8

To console her by making love to her ;)

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ramykomy 0

hahahahaha wtf did you try to tempt her or was she the one who offered? cause if you tempted her I'd somewhat understand... funny though

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stro88 6

lol I guess that's what eve called the snake, but you gave her your banana and not the apples, or did you?

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AttucisFinch 0

OMG!! I peed a little when I saw this. That's awesome

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theonlysweetpea 10

Leave that psycho bitch!

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zombiebud 5

man I would even have bin with after I found out about sex till marige

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Gunslingerfry 0

Been there done that. Except she blamed herself. My solution was to share in the blame and get through it. Dunno what you're going to do.

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