By devilboy - 06/07/2011 11:26 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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aprilita 8

To console her by making love to her ;)

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HU4L188 0

overly religious people irritate me.... "devils temptation": seriously?! wtf?

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ACDC_Fan 0

people that are "under-religious" (like you) irritate me ?

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yopoosmells 0

I'm catholic not crazy! I'd have sex without doing this!

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sarahmd 0

comfort her!! she's angry and upset because she feels like she broke a promise to herself and god, so be there for her.

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Mekeritrig 15

She's calling him 'the devil's temptation'. I don't think there's any sane answer to that.

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legitasaurusrex 0

why should he be there for her? OP has done nothing wrong. if he had respected her wishes and denied her, more than likely she wouldve gotten pissed. its a lose/lose situation...

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TokioCore 17

Finally!!! Obviously she's upset that she couldn't keep her promise, not blaming OP. She needs support and comfort.

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zackmbee 0

hey, atleast you got some, right?

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Bootrick 11

She's crying because she expected you to propose after that

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Natalie403 6

You were that bad? ;) jk she'll get over it :p

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Iknoweverything 29

I AM (mildly) religious... and personally I think OP should take offense that she's blaming her decision to "sin" (in her sense of the word) as him being the temptation. People who blame other people as the "devil's temptation" tend to be the ones that give Christians a bad name. Personally OP, I think you should put it back on her... technically SHE tempted YOU.

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TheNewGuy03 28

if you ask me, blaming the people themselves is the fatal flaw, as christianity (and some other major world religions) teach forgiveness. the person can't be the problem; it would be their actions, in which case you'd "repent" or what have you. some people, despite having grown up in church, can't seem to grasp this concept... can't save everyone, right? |the kid|

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JenL_fml 7

69, I couldn't have said it any better.

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sbsq11 0

Thank you! Some Christians just make it even harder forbore people to accept the lord!

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xGolBLiiN 1

she chose to do that and her having the mental breakdown is not your fault dont blame yourself OP but still FYL

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eog314 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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