By devilboy - 06/07/2011 11:26 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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aprilita 8

To console her by making love to her ;)

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Comments

CallMeHush 0

If you were any good at it she would have been calling out to god during the deed too! ; D

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RyanMacVey 17

that is stupid... marriage means nothing in my opinion... my mum has been married twice and the 1st time things didnt work out... sex is about love not marriage coz people can marry anyone but it doesnt make them committed

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RyanMacVey 17

your english is good mate... but i still dont agree... i think its a pointless waste of time and money.. i could marry a girl on the first date but it doesnt make it right to sleep with her... it might be based on love, but sometimes that doesnt last... if you had too wait till marriage to have sex then i wouldnt exsist and niether would my brothers... if they had been going out for a week or something then fine i totally agree... but they might have been in a long and committed relationship... and getting married wont change that

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0opsie 6

I don't know many women who would look forward to needing an abortion.

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Flutist 3

I think more people should have abortions, as unpopular as the idea is we have too many people on the planet, if some people were limited to a certain number of kids or none at all then we might not all die out.

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latinjukes 2

be-careful, she might try and call it rape.

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heralynn1011 0

how is she goin to explain the "devil" tempted her to the cops ;) ?

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ithinkidiedtoday 0

hahahahaha obviously shes crying because you suck in bed. i would too.

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NOTW89 0

You should have had enough respect for her to say no bc you knew how she felt about having sex outside of marrige and she should have been stong enough in her faith to not give in.

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