By devilboy - 06/07/2011 11:26 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML
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aprilita 8

To console her by making love to her ;)

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merrilln 7

if you insist on insulting us, make sure you don't make yourself look stupid in the process.

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krazyblake69 0

and when Shes pregnant she'll say u did this to me

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Virginia6810 16

please learn how to spell before calling someone else dumb.

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structuredchaoz 4

Run now dude. Seriously. Divorce in the making. Save the headache and run!!!!!

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MrLefty 8

DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER DANGER! Religious nut alert. I'd get out NAO!

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franticravyn 7

The power of Christ compells you!

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Enslaved 36

() €====B :''''( Dangerous Liaisons quote "You'll find the shame is like the pain. You only feel it once."

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Stupend0us 7

Break up with her telling her you only want to marry a virgin.

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anon_e_m00se 8

first, tell her "we should have done anal, since that doesn't count" then tell her "but now you're not a virgin, and I only see myself marrying a virgin. bye"

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HumanWiki 8

She's a religious idiot. Ditch her and date someone with a functioning brain.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Agreed. Some people.... ugh.

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