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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

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By Zamaria - 02/10/2009 22:23 - France

Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML

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CLAWS

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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Mr Whiskers

By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 14:00

Today, one of my friends was playing with a laser pointer. When he pointed it in my direction, I swatted at it away like it was a bug. Apparently, I'm part cat. FML

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By XxEmoWolfiexX - 24/05/2012 21:18 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML

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By Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

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Scaredy cat

By Luke - 15/02/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to surprise my cat with a fancy new toy. I spent $30 on a laser pointer. Turns out, my cat is terrified of lasers, and spent the next hour giving me the "You betrayed me" look from under the couch. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By Scared - 13/07/2019 02:30

Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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UsaTrackstar 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:09

Meow mix.... meatballs edition

malik_s 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:44

@ craylo you spent 5 minutes reading reading 2 sentences ? ಠ_ಠ

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gez_zee 0

Monday 1 February 2010 13:12

I do that with my cats and they never go onto a human

goliatron 9

Monday 1 February 2010 13:19

I have definitely read this somewhere before...

rwac07 0

Monday 1 February 2010 13:32

#48: ur not too badddd ;)

houston21 0

Monday 1 February 2010 15:10

this has been on here before...

masri_fml 0

Monday 1 February 2010 15:11

hahahahahaha that really made me lol hahs

fdragon257 0

Monday 1 February 2010 15:32

PAAAIN

daneeyoll 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:25

classic

Z_Money 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:31

not an fml. funny, sucks to be you, but not an fml.

CamoChick13 0

Monday 1 February 2010 17:07

hell my dog chases a lsaer pointer....but she doesnt jump on people..

Erniesduck123 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:06

Both my dog and my two cats chase laser pointers, but as much as I try, I cannot get any of them to jump on or attack any one. They wait patiently while I shine the light at my brother's leg, but won't attack him.