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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

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By Zamaria - 02/10/2009 22:23 - France

Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 14:00

Today, one of my friends was playing with a laser pointer. When he pointed it in my direction, I swatted at it away like it was a bug. Apparently, I'm part cat. FML

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By XxEmoWolfiexX - 24/05/2012 21:18 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML

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By Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

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By Luke - 15/02/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to surprise my cat with a fancy new toy. I spent $30 on a laser pointer. Turns out, my cat is terrified of lasers, and spent the next hour giving me the "You betrayed me" look from under the couch. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By Scared - 13/07/2019 02:30

Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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UsaTrackstar 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:09

Meow mix.... meatballs edition

malik_s 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:44

@ craylo you spent 5 minutes reading reading 2 sentences ? ಠ_ಠ

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ayjayyuk 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:21

look on the brigt side. he was right. it was funny.

whiskers946 2

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:48

hahhaa that would be funny

lilpanda 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:35

And you couldn't have moved out of the way when you noticed it?

monop_fml 1

Friday 12 February 2010 1:42

We've all been there. Sometimes, once a thought crosses your mind, you can't not do it.

KibaSama 0

Monday 15 March 2010 18:46

lol+sound+famialr+ive+done+that+xD

bookbee 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 4:27

Your brother is right! It IS funny!

DaMexican 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 23:47

Ouch >.<

stewie1744 0

Friday 8 July 2011 12:20

it happens all the ******* time. no one cares

gratisboy121 2

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:14

ydi for being a guy with a cat

attaboy368 20

Friday 30 December 2011 23:41

is there a youtube video for this? That would be awesomely funny

blargblah 12

Tuesday 24 April 2012 5:56

That does suck, but it sounds pretty damn funny too

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