Intimacy: Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends...

By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani. FML

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Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML

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Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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Peroxide 3

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:32

That shit is BANANAS!

akiro525 3

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:38

who wouldn't?

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whyXD 13

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:51

I would too.

nonotme 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 16:57

I find it a sign of the poor character of a lot of the people on this site that "My friend/family member declared they would bang (insert member of the same gender)" FMLs are so prominant. How do your mom's sexual preferences ruin your life? Obviously they don't. Be more open minded OP, normally on FMLs that aren't actually FMLs I won't click anything but in this case YDI for being an idiot.

element01 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:13

Thats EFFin awesome. Sounds like u got a cool mother!!!

allstarplayer324 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:22

Um, gwen is HOT! This isn't an fml, I would probably do her as well.

ALphaOzcar 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:39

LMFAO! But not really an FML. If anything, FHL for having drunk lesbian tendencies.

Dogmaw 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:39

Your mom fully rocks. Learn to appreciate her.

resawins 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:49

how random is it that "spiderwebs" by no doubt was playing on my radio at the exact moment that i read this fml??!! hahaha. your mom sounds pretty fun :-)

mattmag 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:55

that shit is bananas.

jmeg_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:02

#52 hahaha i'd say your mom has pretty good taste.

kukopia 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:59

Simply, completely NOT a FML. Not even a FHL. You're a self-centered douche. Moving on.

Holybatman 16

Wednesday 17 June 2009 19:54

#53: WTF?! You kind of sound like a "self-centered douche", and you give no explanation for your comment. My mom doesn't get drunk very often (she normally drinks in moderation), but she's never expressed any lesbian urges, drunk or otherwise. If this ever happened to me, I would have to endure months of bad jokes about my mom. This is totally an FML, specifically because it was in front of the OP's friends. Although I admit most people probably would do Gwen Stefani if they had the opportunity.