Intimacy: Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends...

By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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Peroxide 3

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:32

That shit is BANANAS!

akiro525 3

Wednesday 17 June 2009 12:38

who wouldn't?

Comments

brrrx 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 19:26

Wah, wah, wah. Who cares, exactly?

kellster 2

Wednesday 17 June 2009 19:35

Who the **** cares? It's your mom, not you. And way to have a cool mom! Get over yourself!

jgars575 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 19:37

the only fml about this is if you were having friends over for a just a fun get together and your mom spent like THE ENTIRE night blasted and bugging you guys. telling your friends that she wants to bang gwen stefani is hardly worth an fml...

choppedNskrewed 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 19:38

dayyumm so would i!!

testing_fml 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 19:38

This is NOT an FML. It's a "who cares," which means YDI.

DangerousBabee 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 19:46

ohh this reminds me of a song.."IF I HAVE ONE MORE DRINK..IM GONNA END UP F*CKING YOOOOOOOO" ROFL xD Oh ya..Who cares.

DumbDinosaur 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 19:54

Haha... when my mom picked me up from the bus station for my first trip home from college, she told me that if she could, she'd totally marry Fergie. Here I go off to college and it's my mom who's thinking about experimenting.. :]

lmmmr 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 20:07

I don't understand why that statement is so popular. "If I had the opportunity, I would sleep with [insert name here]." The simple fact that you're reducing the person to such subjection guarantees that it would never happen. If I had the opportunity, I would grow wings and fly to never never land. Is that relevant?