Health: Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise...

By fatman - 10/08/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML

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By Loot - 17/02/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML

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Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 08:25 - Australia - Aspley

Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2012 16:25 - United States - Bucyrus

Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML

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By not_so_sweet_sixteen - 17/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML

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By fatty - 17/11/2014 21:05 - United States - Gloucester

Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML

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By Timetoloseweight - 11/11/2009 16:03 - France

Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML

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By FalkensLabyrinth - 03/02/2021 19:57 - United States - Gardner

Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2015 15:02 - United States

Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML

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yahididit 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:06

ouchhh...

ThatBrownChick 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:08

well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)

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complicated4 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:32

did she still give you a birthday cake?

Sharkskull 2

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:46

if she did it was probably sugar free lol

letsgododgers213 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 10:24

lmao

Jsalcedo23 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:33

yeah.. you must be really fat cuz only really fat people that don't know what they are doing and don't know how to lose weight sign up for that

InfiltratedMind 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:33

more like a "get your fat ass in shape so I can eat your twinkies too"

FFML_314 11

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:34

You don't understand. Move along little one.

kute_girl_lover 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:35

what are you complaining, shows she cares :P

Raleigh_bruh 7

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:35

#48 - Before the person you replied to does it, I'll just do it first. *subtle.

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:35

52 ikr

XDarknessX 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:36

lol In this situation i would be the one signing my mom up for wight watchers. OP That sucks, at lest your going to be less fat =]

TaraTottz 1

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:38

Eff Your Mom!!!

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:38

52 lol

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