By ShadowJack - 29/04/2012 15:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?

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mhopper 13

Your penis may never work again.

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CHFSports 12

The visual image of this is scary to imagine...... Yuch!

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titzenpitzer 9

she broke your dingdong every time you're going to have sex with your girlfriend, you'll need to stare in each others eyes for a moment. FML indeed!

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muFilter 19

That's hot, though. I mean, unless he's thinking of his mom at the time.

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hhhwat 0

Shoulda asked for a bigmac and hold the secret sauce

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groupleader 7

McChicken it is then...choked mcchicken.

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llello1987 0

You should have ask her to squeeze her tita together

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amberxxoo 6

Fake an ******. She will either be freaked out and leave. Or maybe she will join you.

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Nbrandwine 7

I don't think it's possible for a male to "fake" a orgasam. Ya know, because males kind of ****......

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touchesthelight 8

I can fake an ****** quite well thank you!

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Yes, a few napkins please.

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