By ShadowJack - 29/04/2012 15:10 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?

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missL1z 5

Must be just as awkward for her! She was probably in shock! FHL too!

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instnt1nfction 17

"want a juicy breast..oh umm.. I mean.. Uh how about a couple of nuggets.. Maybe a fishstick.."

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Angelrose2004 17

Fish stick with nuggets would make him sound gay though. I think he's better off asking for the breast. :)

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

25 - Are you ******* retarded? So, if for some stupid reason I went by your fucktard logic and I ordered chicken breasts, that would make me a lesbian?

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mcinnesandrew 6

Caaaalm Down noone is saying you're a lesbian

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simonsaysYDI 8

128 - By your logic every joke is a completely serious statement Calm down lesbo

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Angelrose2004 17

128, No need to be a bitch! It was a crappy joke about a fish stick with nuggets look like a penis and balls. So it wasn't funny. Get the stick out of your ass, would ya?

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Jacquelinia 6

Did you at least try to cover yourself? I just imagined you freezing and not moving while staring at your mom D=

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pdawg101 8

Maybe she wants to borrow the vibrator now!

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katcot99 11

Vibrator? What? Im lost. Why would she want that...

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indistructo 3

why would she stare? does she want you?;)

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nadnerbz 6

Tell her you don't need any mayo, you already have it

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brookedenardo 4

bahahahahahahahahaha

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alicekittykatt 0

...um ok that's very awkward just be like oh I um had a rash... I read that umm.. rubbing and stroking is good for it

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MilkShakez 0

Look her in the eyes and finish, like a boss.

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