By ShadowJack - 29/04/2012 15:10 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?

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xIBleedPurplex16 0

Omg that would be extremely awkward:/

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DocBastard 38

Mom: Would you like a Big Dick? I mean Mac! Big Mac! OP: Mom! Mom: How about a Happy Ending? Shit, I mean a Happy Meal! OP: MOM!!

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Ray_of_midnight 22

For a long time, Friendly's, a New England based restaurant chain, referred to their desserts as "Happy Endings". No joke. I couldn't help but snicker when I saw that.

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chum_mum 7

You're both weirdos because you didn't put your dingaling away and she just kept looking.....

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shadowwulf95 3

A mcpussy burger please lmao

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Kendraluv 0

U should of grabbed a blanket and called her a pervert

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Rasetsu 10

F your MOTHER'S life. >.< but definitely sucks for you, too.

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rattusrattus 18

"... Fappin' McNuggets. With mayonaisse."

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