By ShadowJack - 29/04/2012 15:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 486
You deserved it 9 785
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

SkoomaKi 27

You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?

544 51

Comments

RuCheezBurger 10

How is this an FML? You just got McDonalds.

2 4
llamafish 25

That in itself is a reason to post an FML.

3 1
10121995 0

Tad creepy, guess she's watched you before.... O.o

3 5
laden_swallow09 34

…Vanilla milkshake. Oh, nevermind; I'll make my own.

14 4
xxxSANAxxx 0

u shudve said "the female cashier ' ;) haha

16 1
laden_swallow09 34

It's Thousand Island salad dressing… or it tastes just like it.

8 2
beaiguana 4

Make sure you tell her to bring extra napkins and mayonese ;)

3 1
pagullarka 9

Well he already has enough sauce all he needs are extra napkins,

5 0
rocketiquette 20

If I were his mom, I would've just thrown a bottle of lotion at him, said 'learn to lock your door... have at it', and just gotten him chicken nuggets.

21 2
my3rdgenipodtouc 0

Did u say "I already have all I need. Can u just bring me a *wink* milkshake?"

3 7
Enslaved 36

She probably didn't want to embarrass you more and just pretended to not have noticed.

6 1