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By Thebestman123 - 05/08/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

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By babylove - 11/04/2014 21:58 - South Africa

Today, I'm in the process of adopting a child. When I called my mom to tell her the news, she just said, "Oh honey, don't adopt, it's the worst decision you'll ever make." I'm adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 11:01

Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML

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By Kelly - 26/05/2019 20:30

Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML

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By anonymous - 27/06/2015 17:40 - United States

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

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By SkeetinKeaton - 05/06/2013 15:24 - United States

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

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By Meghan - 05/09/2020 08:01 - United States - New York

Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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By Burden - 12/03/2021 06:31 - India

Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML

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The truth will always come out

By cmendez - 26/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my mother, who is 75 years-old, just told me and my sister that we were adopted. I'm 45 years-old and my sister is 49. FML

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soccergurl95 8

Friday 5 August 2011 8:54

And that's when you yell "I WISH YOU NEVER ADOPTED ME TOO, BITCH!"

soccergurl95 8

Friday 5 August 2011 9:33

Technically she's not his mother...

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jigsawbanana 0

Friday 5 August 2011 9:14

Well being adopted is cool anyways! She's probably just jealous... Sorry OPI

kelsey_katie 17

Friday 5 August 2011 9:18

When you piss your mom off so much, she just screams it to the world.

Dreamcatcher619 6

Friday 5 August 2011 9:18

U should've been like, "u know what bitch?! I didnt want to be adopted by u crazy bitch anyway! And what sumthing wrong with ur system that u couldn't have a baby? Ahah sux to be u !"

hannahtaskey 9

Friday 5 August 2011 10:03

No. Just no.

alex6946 10

Friday 5 August 2011 17:06

Ehh..that comeback sucked, a lot..

worlds123dumbest 4

Monday 27 August 2012 5:03

In English please?

firestarter31 0

Friday 5 August 2011 9:26

Tell her you are relieved you won't turn into worthless inept manitee when you get older. That should trash her self esteem.

stupid_pirate 0

Friday 5 August 2011 9:26

she never told you...so sad :(

soccergurl95 8

Friday 5 August 2011 9:31

Technically she's not his mother...

Mistery510 6

Friday 5 August 2011 9:29

haha WIN!!!

bettyc4 26

Friday 5 August 2011 9:31

join the club , I was meant to be aborted

Harlson13 0

Friday 5 August 2011 9:34

I'm sorry but that just made me laugh historically

raphanne_fml 33

Friday 5 August 2011 10:30

How do you laugh historically?

anorexicbarbie 8

Friday 5 August 2011 10:32

Your misuse of the word hysterically made me laugh... Historically? I'll just assume it was auto correct though. :-) Edit: Hey maybe it could work both ways? Where are the grammar nazis when ya need them?

bc4025567575 3

Friday 5 August 2011 10:41

If that was an attempt to be funny you failed. Big fail.

raphanne_fml 33

Friday 5 August 2011 10:49

I don't know why but I picture #52 with an eye patch, a hook and a spyglass laughing his wooden leg off...

bennie226 0

Monday 8 August 2011 11:20

That's really low. I mean it could be funny for a moment, but to tell her is really shallow.

smal_fml 2

Sunday 19 January 2014 18:37

Learn how to spell... -_- before you laugh hysterically**

MrDbagManSir 3

Friday 5 August 2011 9:35

What kind of jackass will point out your triple chin... like i just did!

khloeelove 0

Friday 5 August 2011 9:36

thats a low thing to say. I'm sorry to hear that she feels that way.

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