By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
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Matty1188 6

Sorry, OP. That stinks.

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Palirose 22

Tell her she needs to shower more. Otherwise you're going to start spilling buckets of water and soap on her every morning.

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Birdie_Sage 0

Get some nasty shit to 'accidentally' put on her, hopefully then she'll take a shower.

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Pentium_4 27

enjoy the next couple days. last pleasant ones for a while

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FajitaFreak 3

How is this possible? How does she function in society where no one tells her she smells bad?

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l0v3p4in 7

Because the world is too politically correct and no one wants to offend her lest that brave soul becomes the target of some backwoods, French ancestral, Hippie-influenced activist party.

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florido_fml 10

Maybe she washes hereself with olive oil, don't be too quick to judge.

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soupisyummy 13

If she keeps that up that's only 6 showers a year! That's 359 less than she should take!

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deviable 9

Showering every day is bad for your skin. More like 180 showers a year give or take.

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ShyAnn29 14

6 showers a year?! Wow that's gross, I hate the feeling of being sweaty, I can't imagine not showering!

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soupisyummy 13

Hahaha, that's so disgusting it made me laugh hysterically.

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br0ccoli 14

Girls especially should shower frequently. Two month old menstrual blood??? Eww. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. If I were a man, my penis would retreat into my body. I bet you could braid her armpit hair and use her leg hair to grate coconuts.

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XtraEzeee 8

*shudder* I think I just blinded myself imagining that.

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gracehi 31

You should have a discussion with her about her personal hygiene but tread lightly. This may be a symptom of a deeper problem. I had a close friend who smelled awful. Later we found out that her husband was abusing her. As soon as she got rid of him she started taking care of herself again.

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GothInside 6

Shame her into showering more.... Talk about it all the time, comment " what's that smell", leave articles about consequences of bad hygiene on her bed... Maybe sooner or later she'll catch on that she's NASTY!!!!!!

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1happymummy 14

Soon after I wake im itching to jump in the shower, how can she bear two months of accumulated grime before she washes? Her hair must be minging never mind her bush!

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