By hatboxghost - 09/07/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
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SimpleSimon 0

"I wanna roll with, The gangstas, But oh, no, they all think I'm too white and nerdy"

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infinityrhyme 0

Maybe he's thinking you'll support him and buy some bling too.

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Bizzile 0

hahahahahahaha , my ex bf who is super adorable and preppy tried to go all G too.

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PleaseSayTheBaby 0

YO WHAT UP G, WANNA GO ROB A HOLLISTER STORE? WORD NIG LETS BOUNCE OUT, THEN HIT A STRIP CLUBB. LMAO

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greenltrn2003 0

nahh homie I cant do that tonight. I gotta go into the law firm for work in the mornin...trynna get my ends right ya dig? Its hard out here for a brotha.

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IFUCKINLOVETEA 0

its a guy. haha u should drop him off in the bronx and leave him there for a week. see how he likes it haha

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bishop186 0

I'm trying to figure out whether your name is "I **** IN LOVE TEA" or "I ****** LOVE TEA"

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greenltrn2003 0

have you ever ****** in love tea? you should try it

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alice_hmph 0

That's just about the funniest thing I think I've ever heard! But you should support him all the same, even if it is a little weird and out of the blue. Then again... xD

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smdrager 0

"Gangster" is one of the stupidest trends these days. I rate it even worse than goth or emo since it glorifies senseless crime. Look! He stole a stereo and is wearing saggy pants! He must be cool!

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JacqJacqAttack 0

mannn but if hes a gangster he might get shott

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xNephilim 18

It depends what gang we're talking and then what set... There are plenty of gangs who really are all about "money, bitches, drugs, sex and crime", but there have been a few sets popping up that put their values in furthering their education, helping people in need, and just generally creating a better life for people.

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ScoobyDoo22 0

Did anybody else realize that a man posted this?

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4dakill 0

So a freakin GAY GANGSTER!!!!!!!!! I think he just wants to go to JAIL to get SODEMISED!!!! YDI YDI YDI YDI for being a G ...........GAY

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ThinkingPunkLove 0

Errrm sha? its called he happens to be gay? Duhhh.

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Check_Mate 0

4dakilla: Because all gay men want to get horrifically raped with no preparation or consideration. Also: The guy that wants to go Gangster might be the pitcher in this relationship.

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Michael_92 20

Would you look at that...omg he's gay make a big deal outta nothing

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RockNRollAndrew 18

What your either straight or your gay. You can't control it .

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alice_hmph 0

That's just about the most unintelligent thing I've ever heard. How unimpressive.

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SugaryTears 0

ur just one of the most unintelligent people

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lesp 6

What, you don't want your boyfried to start hitting you, wearing pants that don't fit, and selling crack?

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Atropos_fml 0

Jeez, who wouldn't want that? Crazy people these days..

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Jimboom 11

Ha ha! Tell him the best he could be is a Wigger.. or a Wangster. But either will make him look like an idiot. And if he is prone to making stupid statements like that then he doesn't need any help with that. Besides, if he tries to get all real G then he will probably get a cap in his ass!

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my_fml_account 2

since its a gay couple, they may like being wangsters.

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lor4eto 0

umm...did anyone else notice that a man posted this? huh, i've never seen a gay white gangster :D

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kingkash 0

hahahahah I love stupid white people....

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