By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
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person961 9

That really must have pissed you off. Hope you got the ring off at least.

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Comments

PoodleJuice 7

If you like it then you should of put a ring on it.

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timjones 8

He doesn't know any better. Don't be worried. He's experimenting.

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theAZN2look4 5

He did not last long. He squirted so quick.

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hanymandy 6

That's the funniest FML I've ever read

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it. He liked his penis, then decided he wasn't ready for a commitment.

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marramrammar 2

Better keep eye on this kid! Already sticking his thing in any hole. Should have taken a picture for future parody, and bribery material cause he will never believe.

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Marteeny23 19

Just no. There are so many legal concerns to taking a picture of a kids privates.

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aJaguarinRed 9

Why take it off (ignoring health concerns)? The kid obviously made a commitment.

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jayhawkchik 4

Proof that men will stick it anywhere without hesitation. Good luck with that one.

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X_Codes 11

Ahh, kids. The ****** up shit they do cuz they can.

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