By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
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person961 9

That really must have pissed you off. Hope you got the ring off at least.

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ElishaisSexy2016 9

Put a ring on that penis haha

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Obvious8 3

This is the part of parenthood no one tells you about.

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olpally 32

The **** is wrong with you?? He's 3.... God, this fml has some idiotic and horrible comments... Smh...

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onorexveritas 23

the one and only ring!

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doodlecloud 26

At least he didn't choke on it. Why did you leave your wedding ring within reach of a three-year-old?

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deequu 20

Why was such a small object reachable to him? He could have chocked. It's better him peeing on you then to have died.

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misskelcie 1

Great example of why I hope I have a girl lol

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stormstarcj 12

How can any of you sick bitches talk about a 3 yo penis like that. You guys are disgusting. I feel bad for the poor kid! It's called WATCH your child!

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Gee relax, when you will have kids, you will understand that talking / joking about your toddler's penis is perfectly normal. My nephew lost his penis head's skin in the bath when he was a toddler and he screamed: "I broooooke my peepeeeeee". It was freaking hilarious, even if we managed not to laugh in front of him. Still a funny story that we will tell him when he will be a teenager. ;-) Besides, whatever you say, it is impossible to have your toddler under supervision 24/7. They are bound to escape your notice for a few minutes and get into trouble as they usually do at that age.

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AFEmoWifey 0

Obviously you have never spent prolonged periods of time with any toddler. My nephew managed to pull a pot off the stove while I was in the bathroom. He was playing in his room when I went in, and less than two minutes later I'm running to the kitchen holding my pants up. They move with super human speed.

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