Kids: Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came...

By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

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By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By lisa - 22/12/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML

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By meganridner - 04/08/2011 16:05 - United States

Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML

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By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:11

**** rings - the toddler edition.

person961 9

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:11

That really must have pissed you off. Hope you got the ring off at least.

Comments

Lee002 8

Thursday 11 October 2012 17:30

this is an FML for the kid, not for you. Get over yourself

securityops 1

Thursday 11 October 2012 20:34

Tht kid has really got some great skills...

skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Friday 12 October 2012 4:26

oh baby hormones they just grow up so fast XD ROFL

isk8pro445 4

Friday 12 October 2012 4:41

How exactly does a 3 year old get a ring stuck on his penis?

Frenchtony 17

Friday 12 October 2012 11:18

I'm pretty sure this is made up, I don't see how a wedding ring could get stuck on a three year old penis it makes no sense, though, this FML has definitely been written by a three year old...

shayeen 3

Saturday 13 October 2012 5:36

Honestly this is the best fml i hve read so far.

JuliannVo 11

Saturday 13 October 2012 17:14

O-O that made my mind think horrible for the whole day

silverstream20 20

Monday 15 October 2012 0:42

I don't usually swear on here but....HOW THE **** DOES EVEN HAPPEN? Seriously,did he literally shove it up the pee hole or something?

amc597 28

Saturday 13 July 2013 6:11

Umm, don't think he could exactly "shove it up his pee hole". He stuck his penis in the ring.

theprincess79 2

Friday 7 December 2012 11:58

How in the world did he get ahold of your wedding ring? Weren't you wearing it? And why would you leave jewelry where your toddler could reach it? He could have put it in his mouth and chocked on it or at least swallowed it.