Kids: Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came...

By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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Unhygienic or he's a natural hunter-gatherer

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML

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By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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Nervous

By Mike-al - 05/11/2023 09:00 - Germany

Today, I was the ring bearer at a wedding, something I'd been nervous about being ever since the groom asked me. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped over nothing and the ring flew from the little silk pillow and rolled into a nearby pond. FML

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By pop - 29/12/2008 01:41 - France

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By lisa - 22/12/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML

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By meganridner - 04/08/2011 16:05 - United States

Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML

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Not now, Sweetie

By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:11

**** rings - the toddler edition.

person961 9

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:11

That really must have pissed you off. Hope you got the ring off at least.

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 9 October 2012 16:53

Some kids are just nosey and able to get into pretty much anything. She may have had it on top of a tall "out of reach" dresser. The boy pulled the drawers out to use as steps to reach up there. My MIL said when my husband was a toddler, he got into everything. He pulled a dresser down on top of him, yanked his curtains down and swallowed the little gold colored nails that secured the curtain rod on the wall, she could leave a room, only to come back not barely 30 seconds later and he'd be on top of the fridge. She said she'd literally be in tears cause he was so hyper and would refuse to go to sleep till 11:30-1am then be up at 5-6am. She said she'd try to tuck him i bed and lis legs were just everywhere and he'd wiggle and keep getting out.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 9 October 2012 16:59

She had her nose broken by him when she went to cuddle him in her lap. He flung his head back and busted her nose. He couldn't sit still, always getting into something, irritable a lot because he had allergies. I'm surprised she went to have three more kids after dealing with him! I think after that, I would have had my tubes tied. When he got older, the damage and bs increased. He went outside to play (around 6yrs old) and 5 mins later a brick come crashing thru the living room window. My husband standing out there with a look like "O.O"